| "...a peaceful but prominent University somewhere in Southwestern Virginia."
Hokieman was a radio program based on the cartoon character created by Tom Brodeur. 
Hokieman panel from THE COLLEGIATE TIMESIt was originally broadcast on WUVT-AM and FM during the Spring of 1976 and was sponsored on WUVT-AM by the Blacksburg Marriott featuring the Jacob's Lantern Inn restaurant. The series was repeated in the Fall of 1976 with a different sponsor.
A lot of wonderful people worked on Hokieman including: Jeannette Caporale (who, I believe, got the ball rolling), Greg Bale (who was Hokieman and also my writing partner), Thomas H. Twine (who did magic with splicing tape), J.J. King, Sue Eister, Mo Donaldson, Craig Francks, and our inimitable narrator Amy Pratt. In the Spring of 1998 I began to worry that the original master tapes would deteriorate and be lost forever. To prevent that from happening, the masters were copied to DAT. During this process, most of the splices let go. The DAT copy was then digitally transferred to a 360 Systems Shortcut editor where the segments were digitally re-spliced. The programs were then digitally transferred back to DAT where they were mastered for CD on a Roland digital audio workstation. Many thanks to Brian Glock for that!
The shows are a bit dated, the levels are inconsistent, the writing's uneven and the acting's suspect at best, but we sure had a great time making radio magic. And, you know, some of the bits still hold up. You be the judge. Enjoy! Jim Bigwood 1999
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Jim Bigwood (Dr. Lavery) and Greg Bale (Hokieman) in Studio B.
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| Episode 1: The Emergence of Hokieman (6:45) "Our story begins on the third floor of a dank, dark, and dreary chemistry building..."
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| Episode 2: The Escape of Hokieman (6:26) "Oh, no...I forgot my anti-sink suit!"
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| Episode 3: The Problem (6:16) "You just called me, Lav." "I just called you Hokieman."
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| Episode 4: The Rescue (7:20) "If Mr. Jefferson could only see me now...Hah!"
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| Episode 5: The Confrontation (9:39) "Oh, good heavens, Smedley -- It's been a millennium since I've seen you last!"
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| Episode 6: The Big Game (9:00) "I'm the President of this University." "Yeah, and I'm Robert E. Lee."
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| Episode 7: Amnesia (8:31) "Vipe ze feet und come in, young man. Vhich vun of you ist the sickie??"
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| Episode 8: A Hungry Nemesis (10:20) "Don't push me, madam. I become very ugly when I'm violent!"
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| Episode 9A: The Thesaurus (9:23) "'The Effects of Poor Spelling on Insomniacs and Underwater Research Personnel'...Lav, this should do it!"
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| Episode 9B: An Insidious Scheme (12:28) "Tell me, how long has it been like this?" "Ever since he's been president of this place."
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| Episode 10: The Kidnapping (16:07) "Why are you keeping me in the basement of the University Club?" "I lost out in the lottery and I couldn't get you a dorm room."
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Bonus Track: Hokieman Teaser Promo (:22)
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artwork by Hokieman creator Tom Brodeur. Courtesy Tom Finn's
WUVT picture
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to see the picture at his site. |
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